FREE KRAUT!

Humanitarian. Influential coiner of phrases. Warrior.

A big man both physically and mentally.

CoJack gets his first hit and first run! Nice to see a guy who doesn’t suck a lot at hitting lead off.
Rotation injuries piling up for Texas. #6 starter Tommy Hunter who was pitching obnoxiously well left today’s game. Looks like they’ll win the game though, and they’ll win 9 straight vs. Hou/Pit/Hou, so [...]

They needed help vs. LHPs and this is that. Conor Jackson is not very good overall, though, and he might suck now after being injured stricken with “valley fever” (sounds like an std…) last year. Other people will dislike losing Demel more than me. I don’t have strong feelings about this.

Tossing a shitty fat guy over the deck of the Titanic.

Fun lineup:
Ellis DH
Barton 1B
Suzuki C
Kz 3B
Rosales 2B
Sweeney RF
Fox LF
Carson CF
Cliffy SS
Seems like Rosales lf, Fox DH would be better, but whatever.

I’m thinking the A’s might win this one.

Today’s lineup has some unpleasant surprises. Coco is apparently hurt… Possibly Sweeney as well.
Davis CF
Barton
Suzuki
Kz
Rosales LF
Ellis
Fox
Gross RF
Cliffy

Ellis back. Good job/thank you to everyone involved in that decision….

Sharks.
-Suzuki is in the lineup!
-OF of doom back out there today.
-Gaudin dfa’d.
-Duke DL. Last time we’ll see him in an A’s uniform. sad.
-Henry R. back up.
-Cedric Bowers up, added to 40 man.
-Donaldson down.
-No Kilby=strange.