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A’s sign Gabe Gross

Ew.
(See what I did there?)
UPDATE: A’s flip Aaron Miles + PTBNL for Willy Taveras and Adam Rosales.

Don’t you have any PRIDE?!? The Grill 012910

dogs will hurt you, but cats kill

Via Poppy, 2010 A’s Promo Sked
I hotly anticipate watching this in all its glory

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12/12 (though I did have to guess on a couple)
I am starting to see what Twitter is good for (esp w/my new iPhone)
Free shipping through Monday on some nice items
I endorse this take
I do not endorse [...]

Some Team Projections

CAIRO (I don’t know what that is) has the A’s last.
PECOTA has the A’s….. first.
West W L RS RA AVG OBP SLG
10 Oakland Athletics 87 75 791 737 .263 .342 .418
3 Seattle Mariners 86 76 794 741 .275 .347 .412
2 Texas Rangers 85 77 883 842 .275 .346 .459
4 Los Angeles Angels 76 86 830 [...]

Grill 1/27/10 Silence of the Monkeys

Okay, I’m working my ass of in a sign shop, supporting the capitalist system I don’t even believe in, but I gotta post the post for the monkey and the promise to the monkey and the silence of the monkey.
Tell me, Clarice, when you lie your head down to go to sleep at night, do [...]

Sheets Signs

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Free agent right-hander Ben Sheets has signed with the A’s, CBSSports.com has learned.
Sheets agreed to terms on a one-year deal for more than $8 million. He passed a physical today, and the deal is expected to be announced this afternoon.
Excellent.

Your trajectory for the week: The Grill 012510

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Ziss tschould give you a dim view of human potential

This is the single most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen (at least, in the category of “Things designed specifically to appeal to me”): Werner Herzog reads Curious George.

Money talks: The Grill 012210

I know that he’s hinted at this before, yet never spelled it out quite so clearly … still: WTF?
I’m not allowed to engage in public arguments with other writers

How does a professional disparager honor a nondisparagement clause?
Went well beyond the facts of the case to overrule two important precedents? Facile and unpersuasive? Black comedy?
Politicians [...]

Value Over Replacement … Priest?

Uh.
{checks calendar}
Hunh.
Grant Desme, one of the Oakland A’s top prospects, has decided to retire from baseball in order to pursue the priesthood

A predicate that we all subscribe to: The Grill 012110

Whatever
Yikes
Also yikes
Geez, isn’t this the way it always is? You and your pals get together to share some common interests and values, and then once things get big and successful, the Man comes in and starts making you follow “rules”: “bans on suicide bombings against civilians, burning down schools, or cutting off ears, lips and [...]