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Fuson returns!

Per andeux’s citation of Slusser:

Former A’s scouting director Grady Fuson is expected to rejoin the team this month as an adviser to general manager Billy Beane, team sources confirmed.

64 comments to Fuson returns!

  • nevermoor

    ASVD

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    monkeyball
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    I still have no idea what that acro means.

    EDIT. I’m an idiot. Perhaps I’ve had one concussion too many. Dur.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    monkeyball
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    Boy, you don’t use it for a while, and it just goes away …

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    andeux
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    TWSS

    TINSTAAFK
    monkeyball
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    What does that acronym mean?

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    andeux
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    It actually took me a long time to figure that one (and its variants) out after y’all started using it a lot in game threads a couple of years ago.

    TINSTAAFK
    Poppy
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    Holy shit.

    You could look it up in the ANcillary Terms!

    Holy shit.

    sorry but i have no suits. i dont think anyone ever did.
  • nanotrebuchet

    The popular narrative was that Beane and Fuson weren’t on speaking terms after Moneyball came out. There was a rumor that Fuson met him with an icy stare at the Winter Meetings a few years back. But, in light of today’s news, I think it’s safe to say that incident was just Beane and Fuson, both famous for their practical jokes, putting on a show for the media.

    That’s right, cold Fuson was a hoax.

    monkeyball
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    ASVD

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nevermoor
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    What does that acronym mean?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    monkeyball
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    I have no idea

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nanotrebuchet
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    Someone should post the exact same Link Dump for the next three weeks.

    Just for fun.

    nevermoor
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    How about we all just dump the exact same link?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    5Aces
      up

    Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

    whiteshoes40
      up

    You’re cruel.

    andeux
      up

    here

    TINSTAAFK
    nevermoor
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    I was teasing MB, but it’s good to have the link anyway.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    FreeSeatUpgrade
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    (whatever we call it around here) OTM.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    Ice Cream
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    Seconded.

    How can there be any "sin" in sincere?
    dmoas
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    How about calling it “FUCK” (Funny, U Cool Krauter!)

    ptbnl
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    And chilly Beane was a crock.

    If this is His will, He is a son of a bitch.
    oblique
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    Chilly Beane is not my lover.

    Poppy
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    LOL

    sorry but i have no suits. i dont think anyone ever did.
  • nanotrebuchet

    Did we ever invite McFood?

    nevermoor
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    Wasn’t he on FK 1.0?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    monkeyball
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    Hmmm, I wonder who posts here occasionally who might know him very very well …

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nanotrebuchet
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    who? (seriously, I don’t know)

    FreeSeatUpgrade
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    He and Ice Cream swim in the same gene pool.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    nanotrebuchet
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    got it. Must be something about the family, but I like ‘em both.

    monkeyball
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    I sussed it out relatively early.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nevermoor
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    That would be slussed out.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    nanotrebuchet
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    slussed her bay shun?

    andeux
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    You seem a bit confused. Maybe you’re distracted by your catering business in Vt.

    TINSTAAFK
    Poppy
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    That was the “artist formerly known as mkt is a whiny douchebag” subthread!

    sorry but i have no suits. i dont think anyone ever did.
    oblique
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    Wow, how times have changed.

    Or not.

    FreeSeatUpgrade
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    Yes, I hardly ever confuse you with iglew any more.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    JediLeroy
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    mdl? mkt? words?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    monkeyball
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    And yes, yes we did.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    Ice Cream
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    McFood’s on the down low with a new job and family obligations. He’ll come ’round in time.

    How can there be any "sin" in sincere?
    batgirl
      up

    Yay new job!

    nanotrebuchet
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    Glad to hear he got a job…I remember he was laid off a little while ago and seemed both upset and worried about it.

    monkeyball
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    15-day, 30-day, or 60-day?

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    Ice Cream
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    Could be any or all of ‘em.

    He’s “day to day”.

    How can there be any "sin" in sincere?
    Leopold Bloom
      up

    has he managed to keep up his bat speed?

    I have to shower using concentrated dish detergent to get the zinc oxide off.
    monkeyball
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    When you’re on the down low, there’s often a difference between home and away stats there.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
  • nanotrebuchet

    Within the next year, Forst and Fuson will be running the club day-to-day as Beane gets kicked upstairs.

    FreeSeatUpgrade
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    Yes, in keeping with Billy’s transition into soccer, he’ll be taking more of a hands-off approach.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    monkeyball
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    … yet we’ll still ascribe all of the A’s success to the Hand of God.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
  • monkeyball

    I’m frankly surprised this development isn’t getting more traction — there’s a very easy, stupid nail-in-the-coffin-of-Moneyball/burying-the-hatchet hook for writers.

    And it’s a genuinely good development for the A’s.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    grover
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    That suggests most of the media can remember that far back.

    monkeyball
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    Eh, I was thinking more of the sabergeeks who nw have cushy msm gigs (and the requisite GET EYEBALLS WITH HOURLY CONTENT dictum that goes along with such status).

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    Apricot
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    Since the Moneyball movie was canned, the media probably has lost 95% of its interest. Come to think of it, Moneyball-movie probably kindled renewed Grady-Billy love, since it portrayed the first as a closed-minded moron and the second as a wheeling-dealing, womanizing, obsessive with a joyless life.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. My feeling about the MB screenplay (pre-Soderbergh) was that it probably had the same relation that West Wing had to politics and Sports Night had to sports reporting, and that’s about the best you can hope for in a Hollywood movie.

    Apricot
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    OMFG. In other news, I am psychic.

    Apparently Aaron Sorkin has taken over the MB screenplay and the movie project is in fact on again.

    monkeyball
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    needs moar psilocybin

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nevermoor
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    FK needs moar psychics.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    monkeyball
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    We apparently don’t need moar words starting with a silent p, though.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    nevermoor
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    … says FK’s resident psalmist.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    monkeyball
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    Take it up with psalb918.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    JediLeroy
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    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    nevermoor
      up

    Is that an invisible p?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    JediLeroy
      up

    Is the left side of the image not displaying correctly for you?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    nevermoor
      up

    Wasn’t loading at all last time.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    batgirl
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    Apricot!

    monkeyball
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    Who put the ape in Apricot?

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.

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