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Random A’s news via MLBTR

Blue Jays acquire Dana Eveland for cash.

A’s sign Michael Feliz, 16-yo RHP from DR, for 800K He’s described by this random website thusly:

With an imposing yet projectable 6�4�, 200 lb frame, Feliz (16) showed his aptitude for development over the last two months in the DPL. His 91-93 mph fastball exhibits strong downhill plane and movement while his curveball shows nice potential to become an above average secondary pitch. Needless to say, DPL hitters are happy to see him leave the league and get his pro career started. Feliz becomes the first Tainos player to get his professional career started.

salb918 favorite Bobby KLOWN POWER Kielty is converting to pitching.

15 comments to Random A’s news via MLBTR

  • FreeSeatUpgrade

    Here’s hoping that Kielty adds the eephus pitch to his repertoire.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  • nanotrebuchet

    6′4″/200 lbs sounds pretty big for a 16 yo. By the time h’es 21, how much is this kid going to weigh?

    lenscrafters
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    Eh, he probably is 21.

    Poppy
      up

    {snerk}

    sorry but i have no suits. i dont think anyone ever did.
  • dmoas

    You forgot to mention this piece of A’s news. The test run for the A’s future home.

    Leopold Bloom
      up

    Looks a lot like this…

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
      up

    Don’t knock it. When the team gets renamed the Earth A’s with our floating ballpark we’re going to be the talk of all of baseball. Hell, Hollywood would make movies of our stadium being taken over by terrorist and floated through the Panama Canal to destroy D.C. only to be stopped by Territory Rights Infringement of the Nationals. It’s going to be kick ass.

    Leopold Bloom
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    Wee Britain was a brilliant idea.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
  • vignette17

    After reading AN’s Gammons thread, I now see why you guys left. I don’t often get mad, but sneaky is annoying the hell out of me.

    Leopold Bloom
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    It’s the off-season. The off-season at ** has gotten worse and worse. We’re bored from lack of baseball and take to attacking one another. It’ll stop when the season starts.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    nevermoor
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    Maybe. FK started in-season, and as a result of plenty of self-flagellation over there.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    Leopold Bloom
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    Ultimately, they miss our superior leadership skills. All their generals came here.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    ptbnl
      up

    It was, after all, Napoleon who said “I don’t want a good general, I want a schmucky one”

    If this is His will, He is a son of a bitch.
    doctorK
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    Pretty true, except that CrAzYcApSdUdE truly is an ass.

    Leopold Bloom
      up

    Yeah, but so are PT and xbox and MikeV and a few others, including myself when I’m feel spiky.

    He’s pretty adamant about being an asshole, though, you’re right.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman

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