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If there’d only been a urinal trough he might not’ve been Grilled (030110)

I got nothin to say, really, but we need a new Grill and this seemed right up our, um, alley:

50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.

However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.

(Grey’s Harbor County Sherriff Deputy) Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger’s body.

53 comments to If there’d only been a urinal trough he might not’ve been Grilled (030110)

  • sslinger

    Nice headline.

  • Leopold Bloom

    Only three more shopping days for you!

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
  • monkeyball

    You human … paraquat! You figured “Oh, here’s a loser,” you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won’t give a shit about.

    (OK, yes, occasionally there’s an item of interest at Slate.)

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    andeux
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    Related: Jake Leg

    TINSTAAFK
  • monkeyball


    In which I mistake Francois Truffaut for Lee Harvey Oswald

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
  • doctorK

    I read the news today, oh boy
    A big-ass pothole in North Sunnyvale

    (second question down)

    monkeyball
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    Jeez. Anyone else’s work firewall been having problems with yieldmanager? I can’t get sfgate main page, or any links to the merc, to work. At work.

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
  • mikeA

    Absolutely perfect weather in the East Bay today. I spent the day prancing about with a song in my heart.

    See you in the Value Deck
    sslinger
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    A fan of these guys are ye?

    mikeA
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    Yes. The best colors are:
    1. gray
    2. green
    3. “gold”

    See you in the Value Deck
    monkeyball
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    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
  • nanotrebuchet

    nevermoor
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    Thread has been won. Thanks for playing.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  • nanotrebuchet

    Talk about killing the Messenger…

    nevermoor
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    Thread has been lost. Thanks for playing.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    nanotrebuchet
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    No takebacksies.

    nevermoor
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    Opposite day.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  • Leopold Bloom

    From here:

    Justice Antonin Scalia, the court’s most vocal critic of the law, said it sounds to him as though the law says, “It’s a crime to do any bad thing.”

    Is SlimyScaley saying it’s not a crime to do any bad thing? How is it he defines “crime,” anyhow?

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    andeux
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    I think he’s suggesting that the law is overly broad.

    TINSTAAFK
    Future Ed
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    The law is overbroad. But those fuckers have no problem with Gang charges that are similarly overbroad, nor do they care about any other fucking jury that is bias against the accused. This court will only interfere with rich white people convictions because they “empathize” with the defendant.

    Leopold Bloom
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    For Anthony SlimyScales.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    andeux
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    I did not intend to defend in any way Scalia’s jurisprudence.

    TINSTAAFK
    Future Ed
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    I went to a thing, the guy giving to updates had a theory that Scalia was a troll, just saying the most ridiculous things to see if he could get banned.

  • FreeSeatUpgrade

    Today a co-worker of mine, a Giants fan, even, brought me one of these fine shirts:

    Available from the fine folks at Oaklandish for a mere $20. I’m wearing mine Opening Night.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    Leopold Bloom
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    Only youth and small still available. Tease.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    nanotrebuchet
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    Dang, those’ll be too big for me.

  • JediLeroy

    So, no link to the news, but I found out that my cousin is going to be in the next Tony Hawk game. That’s pretty freakin’ cool.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    nanotrebuchet
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    Yawn. Let me know if they sent him back in time and put him in “Skate or Die.”

    monkeyball
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    Christ, what a skate role!

    It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.
    Leopold Bloom
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    The mad sk8ers from the WC, yo!

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    nanotrebuchet
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    That’s “dub-see” to you, homey.

    Leopold Bloom
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    I dub you swag-worthy.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
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    Says the bloke who’s formerly from in and/or around P-town.

    Leopold Bloom
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    P-town?

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
      up

    Petaluma

    Leopold Bloom
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    Oh yeah. I married a Petaluma girl. Divorced a Petaluma WHORE!!!!

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
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    What did you do to her? Pimp?

    Leopold Bloom
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    no, I was just trying to be funny, in a Sam Kenison kind of way, but that’s rather pathetic. Most of you know I’ve still got a pretty good relationship with my ex.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
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    I know. I was equally “trying” to be “funny” and “failing” at “it”. How’s she holding up btw?

    Leopold Bloom
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    she’s…taken to stealing. Which is her way of compensating, I suppose.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
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    As friendly and good your relationship is with her, I’m thinking the two of you apart is sounding like an even better thing.

    Leopold Bloom
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    yes, she’s pretty cwazy.

    but that’s kind of a prerequisite for me, apparently.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    dmoas
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    See, people who don’t realize or won’t admit that they’re crazy scare me more than people who freely admit it and just don’t give a shit and go with it. I tend to like the latter much better.

    Leopold Bloom
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    People who are oblivious to their craziness are scarier.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    andeux
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    To me it depends on the type and degree of craziness.

    TINSTAAFK
    dmoas
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    Well sure. There’s crazy and then there’s CccRaZzzY!!

    JediLeroy
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    Tell me, how many eggs will a chicken lay?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    Leopold Bloom
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    Butter & Egg Festival!

    Recognize!

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    JediLeroy
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    No Norman Greenbaum fans around here?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    Leopold Bloom
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    he hangs out at John Barleycorns.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    Leopold Bloom
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    You know, I’ve never heard that song before, but I think you’ve enriched my life by introducing it to me.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman
    FreeSeatUpgrade
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    In appreciation, you should recommend JediLeroy to the Spirit in the Sky.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    Leopold Bloom
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    okay. that seems fair.

    I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad. It's a cruel world, Walt. -Saul Goodman

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